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Emails Show Hillary’s Staff Constantly Complimented her Wrinkly Looks

Boy, does this woman love being sucked up too. And boy does her staff seem to love sucking up.

The latest batch of Clinton emails reluctantly released by State show busy as they were making the world an even more wonderfuller place, Hillary Clinton’s aides found time to constantly compliment their boss’ appearance.

For example, when a photo of Clinton on her Blackberry started lighting up the Internet in April 2012, an aide forwarded it to Clinton chief of staff Cheryl Mills under the subject line, “Photo gone viral!” Mills didn’t miss her chance to pile on, passing it to Clinton, who wanted to know why it was so popular. “You look cute,” responded Mills.

Undersecretary Judith McHale wrote her boss in May 2012 that she had seen an article mentioning how good Clinton’s hair looked. “Fun seeing the great press you are getting on all things sartorial and hair related! Who would have thunk it in this stage of our lives,” McHale said.

And when a magazine featured Clinton on the cover, press aide Philippe Reines described the photo as “spectacular.” Longtime aide Huma Abedin agreed, chiming in, “It’s gorgeous.”

In addition to her obvious vanity, Clinton also saved some time during her busy day to help another aide avoid his citizen’s obligation of jury duty. In an August 2011 note, aide Jake Sullivan engaged in email banter with Clinton while cooling his heels in a jury room duty.

“I’m hanging out in a windowless room at the courthouse,” Sullivan complained.

“Look and sound eager–you’ll be viewed as too crazy for either side to pick…” Clinton responded, as if she had some experience at all this herself.

“My prosecutor friend told me I simply have to say I trust cops,” he said.

Clinton’s reply: “Perfect!”

Yep, pure presidential material right there.