Exposing Hillary So She Won't Get Elected

American Political Discourse Schlonged

Once upon a time, persons running for the highest office in America, seeking to become what is known as the Most Powerful Person on Earth, exercised a modicum or two of discretion. You were allowed to say “my distinguished opponent” is a snotty way, but generally the kind of dirty words that make a 12-year-old giggle were considered beneath the office.

Fast-forward to 2015, where a candidate apparently afflicted with Tourette’s Syndrome is dragging what is left of America down with him. I’m no prude, and am known to use the occasional profanity here and there, but this is a bit much. Can we imagine, say, Andrea Merkel of Germany, or Prime Minister Abe of Japan, slinging around the language-specific term for dick in the midst of a campaign?

Don Lemon had a guest on his CNN program Tuesday to discuss Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s recent comments about Hillary’s loss to President Obama back in the 2008 Democratic primary. Lemon was hoping to have a conversation as to whether it was presidential for Trump to have said, “Clinton was going to beat Obama, she was favored to win, and she got schlonged.”

Schlong is a Yiddish slang term for penis. It is not typically used as a verb, but Trump seems not to care even about decent grammar.

Taking it up a sleazy notch, Lemon’s guest, Kurt Schlichter, brought up Bill Clinton’s Oval Office affair with intern Monica Lewinsky, saying “it’s gonna take a lot more for me to get upset at a woman who enabled a guy who turned the Oval Office into a frat house and his intern into a humidor.”

Clinton famously inserted a cigar into Lewinsky’s vagina.

Lemon, speaking for all of us, cut the segment short, adding, “This is the lowest of the low and it has nothing to do with Hillary Clinton. It is just a cheap shot. We’re done.”