Exposing Hillary So She Won't Get Elected

Woman of the People: Hillary Clinton’s $600 Haircut

Remember the early edition of Hillary 2016? She drove around in a van! She ordered for herself, like a big girl, at Chipotle! She was just a regular gal, like you and me, if we were all gals.

Hillary is building her campaign on the myth that she is working for the average American, that income inequality is something she cares about deeply and all that other hog wash. Listen to her speeches and you half expect her to bust out some Bruce Springsteen lyrics.

But as always, the real Hillary, the one openly contemptuous of the American people, is never far below the surface. Because just like you and me, the real Hillary gets $600 haircuts.

Our Hillary put part of ultra-high end New York department store Bergdorf Goodman on lockdown Friday to get a $600 haircut at its swanky salon.

Clinton, with her typically huge entourage in tow, was ushered through a side entrance of the Fifth Avenue store. A witness said, “Staff closed off one side of Bergdorf’s so Hillary could come in privately to get her hair done. An elevator bank was shut down so she could ride up alone, and then she was styled in a private area of the salon. Other customers didn’t get a glimpse. Hillary was later seen with a new feathered hairdo.”

Clinton regularly sees salon owner John Barrett, who charges $600 for a cut and blow-dry. Hair color, which Hillary employs, costs an extra $600. Given her public role, these were no doubt charged as campaign expenses, so thanks for your donations, suckers.

And as for that “everybody does it” excuse Clinton’s supporters always trot out: we know for a fact Trump doesn’t spend any money on his hair. Jeez, look at that stuff.

Fun Fact: Bill Clinton was famously caught up in a 1993 controversy when he got a $200 haircut on Air Force One as it was idling for an hour at LAX, shutting down two runways and diverting numerous flights.