Exposing Hillary So She Won't Get Elected

Hillary Did Not Sleep with That Woman, Yoko Ono

Oh, Internet, you naughty thing.

The web blossomed briefly then flamed out sharply over a purported story that Yoko Ono had claimed she had a brief affair with Candidate Clinton.

The World News Daily Report published an article titled Yoko Ono:’I Had An Affair with Hillary Clinton in the ’70s. According to that article, Yoko Ono “shocked reporters” at a press conference when she casually admitted to a decades-earlier intimate partnering with former Secretary of State and First Lady Hillary Clinton.

Ono reportedly said:

“We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s, and became very intimate. We shared many of the same values about sexual equality, fighting against the authoritarian, patriarchal, male-dominated society we were raised in. We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch. I am amazed how things are going well for her and wish her the best for her campaign” she told reporters during the press conference.”

The thing is Yoko made no such statement (FOX News would have literally exploded, the entire building, Sean Hannity-goop all over the place.)

Instead, a lot of people were fooled, again, by the admittedly fake World News Daily Report. By its own admission, World News “is not news and is not meant to be taken seriously.” Their own disclaimer is very straight: “All news articles contained within worldnewsdailyreport.com are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental.”

Unfortunately, the bombshell that could end the Clinton campaign, from sleazy dealings at the Foundation to sleazy dealings at the State Department, must wait another news cycle or two. Stay tuned!