Exposing Hillary So She Won't Get Elected

“Hookers For Hillary”

Well, stick a fork in it, this election is over: Clinton has secured the crucial sex worker endorsement, and that about wraps it up.

The group, calling themselves Hookers For Hillary, all work at the infamous Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada, a legal brothel, which was the subject of HBO’s Cathouse series. The self-named Bunnies are endorsing Clinton because of her work on health care reform, foreign relation experience, tax reform and responsible government oversight on public health issues.

One of the girls plans to sell her underwear on line to raise money for Hillary’s campaign.

But some of all this is actually serious.

According to the working girls, “The Affordable Healthcare Act made health insurance available for the first time ever to the 500 independent contractors employed by the Bunny Ranch. With any Republican nominee likely to work for its repeal, the Bunnies want to protect the quality health coverage that they now enjoy.”

The rest is not actually serious.

“As Secretary Of State, Hillary Clinton gained invaluable experience negotiating with foreign leaders, and the Bunnies can definitely relate to negotiating through a language barrier,” they state. “The Bunny Ranch entertains customers from all around the globe, and the girls have great respect for any woman who can take powerful men from oppressive cultures and make them bend to her will.”

OK, but what about the economy?

“The Bunnies recognize that thriving economies are built from the bottom up, where the vast majority of our clients originate. A return to relying on the disproven theory of trickle-down economics would only serve to exclude the vast majority of hard-working Bunny Ranch clients from having the discretionary income to enjoy with their favorite Bunny.”

So, let’s see Ted Cruz get out there and work for the Bunnies’ support!