Florida Man August 29 – Prison Wallet Full Of Cash
Today we are going to take a look at the tales that Florida man created on August 29. If August 29th is your birthday, don’t hold the stories too personally, we won’t judge you for sharing a birthday with these tales.
August 29, 2018: That’s What She Said, Officer
On August 29, 2018, a Florida Man got pulled over for a license plate light violation when deputies noticed him attempting to hide something in his pocket. Looking in the car, the deputies saw that the concealed item was leaving a bulge in his pants.
Florida Man was questioned about the “large bulge” and responded, “That’s what she said.”
The deputy did not think it was that funny. He removed Florida Man from the car out of concern that the bulge might be a weapon. Instead of finding a weapon though, the deputy found marijuana in the pants. Florida Man received a citation for the license plate light and for the marijuana bulge.
August 29, 2017: Florida Man and the Dirty Money
Florida Man was speeding down the street when he was noted by the police. The police pulled Florida Man over and noted he had his child in the passenger seat. Also found in the vehicle was a large amount of drugs and a scale.
On Florida Man they found a large amount of cash and marijuana. Somehow the cash went missing while Florida Man was being transported to jail. Then they noticed that $20 bills were falling from Florida Man’s backside.
After a search that was very unwanted by both police and Florida Man, they found over a thousand dollars hidden inside Florida Man’s butt.
Because Florida Man had taken the cash and hidden it while enroute to jail, he was also charged with smuggling contraband into a detention facility. They also should have charged him with having to fish in his butt for the cash but we aren’t sure if there is actually a law that covers that.
August 29, 2019: Florida Man Don’t Flush
Florida Man was at his friend’s house when he didn’t flush the toilet. The friend wasn’t a fan of finding the toilet full of Florida Man’s bodily fluids and called him out for it. Turns out Florida Man did not like being called out for his lack of manners. He grabbed his machete and threatened to chop his friend up.
We are left wondering if his parents taught him to flush and what happened when they told him to do something.
August 29 : Florida Man the Voyeur
Florida Man was at home doing what all men like to do, having a little time to self-pleasure himself. But unlike what most men do, Florida Man took masturbation to another level. He left used condoms at his window and stood at the window masturbating while his neighbor was changing.
The neighbor’s daughter spotted him touching himself. The daughter was traumatized after seeing Florida Man and no longer wanted to stay at her house.
The man was also caught on one occasion standing outside of the house’s bathroom.
Florida Man was arrested on charges of voyeurism, stalking, robbery, and sexual exposure. We hope that there was also a restraining order and more put into place. Also that he ended up on the sex offender registry after all of that.
Florida Man is quite weird. His tales range from entertaining to gross. We hope you found August 29th’s stories entertaining. If you want more entertainment, take the time to read through stories from some of the other days that we have covered. You will find hours of entertainment at hand.