Florida Man August 26 – Florida Man Is At It Again

Are you wondering what Florida Man has been up to on August 26? We can’t think of any state with more famous residents than Florida. Florida Man coverage could be a television show and would probably run as long as cops, if not longer. Take a look at some of these intense stories.


Florida Man August 26, 2019: He Thinks He is God

On August 26th, Florida Man decided it would be a great idea to touch random people at an Aldi Supermarket. He also prayed for them, claiming that he was a god. That is the last thing we need, though. Florida Man thinking he is god. We don’t need him thinking that he is almighty and powerful. 

Upon arriving, Police found Florida Man yelling at the staff of the Aldi Market. Officers asked Florida Man to leave, but he just began arguing with them. They were met with more scripture and a fight when attempting to arrest Florida Man. 

The Florida Man smelled like he hadn’t bathed for a while and was greasy, making it hard for the police to hold him. Police deployed Tasers however they were not effective, likely due to all the grease. Two officers had to hold Florida Man down until more officers could arrive. The man received a variety of charges.

Florida Man August 26, 2020: Whacking Walmart

Florida Man does some strange things. On August 26, Florida Man decided it would be a great idea to go to Walmart and start whacking his meat for customers. In the documented case, he followed a lady to her car while carrying out her groceries and displayed his meat to her. After finishing, he ran away. Police caught him several blocks away and charged him with indecent exposure.

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Florida Man August 26, 2019: Drunk Alligator

Two Florida Men decided it would be a great idea to catch an alligator on August 26th, 2019. With their bare hands, they took the alligator and decided to see what they could do with it. In the end, they ended up enticing the alligator to bite one of their arms so they could get his mouth open. With the gator’s mouth open, they force-fed the alligator beer. 

For some reason, it took until October for police to arrest the Florida Men. The two men sang like canaries once the police arrested them. It doesn’t help their case, though, that it was all caught on camera. The police refused to release the video to the media. Now we are wondering how Florida Man got away with all of his fingers.

August 26, 2020: Dining and Dashing

Most dining and dashing stopped when we got out of school but not for this Florida Man. This Florida Man ate $34 worth of food from a famous pancake house. After telling the workers he had forgotten his wallet in his car, he disappeared. Later in the day, deputies attempted to arrest him, but he managed to flee. After fleeing, Police found and arrested the man. Florida Man doesn’t seem to understand that dining and dashing don’t go well.

Final Thoughts

As you can see, Florida Man does quite a lot. From simple crimes to some of the weirdest things you have heard of, Florida Man has done it all and more. What do you think he will do next? Remember to read some of the other days of the year we have covered to see what else Florida Man has gotten up to. You might be surprised even further.