Exposing Hillary So She Won't Get Elected

Hillary: ‘I’ve Been Coloring My Hair For Years!’

Today, in news you can’t use…

Hillary Clinton offered a confession earlier today. Her hair color isn’t her real hair color.

“I’ve been coloring my hair for years,” she said.

“So, you’re not going to see me turn white in the White House,” she continued.

We hope we don’t see her in the White House at all. In fact, at the rate she’s going, she might be looking at the inside of a prison cell by 2017.

She continued: “Just pull up the images in your head.”

No.

“All our presidents come into office looking so vigorous,” Clinton said. “Think about what they look like on Inauguration Day. And then we watch them — they grow grayer and grayer. And by the time they leave, they are as white as the building they live in.”

We think the current president will not be as “white as the building” he lives in when he leaves office.

Clinton also told the crowd today that her hair coloring experience makes her fit for the presidency.

“Now let me tell you, I’m aware I might not be the youngest candidate in this race, but I have one big advantage: I’ve been coloring my hair for years,” she said.

Welp, that works for us. How’s about you?